Gonna pitch a movie to the Disney Channel about a teenage Belieber who gets 2 tickets to a Christmas Eve Justin Bieber concert. She finds out all her girl friends are busy with family stuff so she drags along her obliging guy friend, who only agrees to go because he has a secret crush on her. They spend all night talking and hanging out, and they chat about their divorced parents and whether girls masturbate and the popular people at school. The girl gets to meet Justin Bieber but discovers he’s a massive jerk (“Justin’s never gonna date a girl with braces. I have braces!”), and in the end she realises she really likes the guy friend. They kiss and it starts to snow and that “Mistletoe” song comes on. There may or may not be an obligatory scene where they run through a department store. Sounds shit but it would make a lot of money, right?
