December 2010
29 posts
2011
Just realised my resolutions are the exact opposite of everyone else’s.
-Eat more
-Sleep less
-Work harder
My Autobiography:
“It Looked Good On Me In The Store” and 364 Other Nightmares That Constitute a Life
Death by iPhone
Oh my God, I could kill myself right now. I just found a bunch of text messages I wrote whilst really drunk to a girl I’m interested in and they all feature either :) or ;) on the end of them. Why am I SUCH a loser?!
Ideas
Today was like the first chapter of The Bell Jar. If you haven’t read it, it’s about this college student on summer vacation who starts feeling depressed and hot and physically sick for no reason. It turns out she’s having a mental breakdown and ends up in an insane asylum where she has a couple of lobotomies, goes ape shit at a few other patients and what not. It’s all...
Me: I saw your ex today
Rose: Where
Me: At the train station using a pay phone!
Rose: Thank god I ended it. That’s povo. Who the hell still uses a pay phone?
Me: No one! Pay phones aren’t still around to be used, they’re just there for public nostalgic sentiment. Like churches and tramlines.
How do you feel about that?
The specific, uncomfortable (even painful) feeling of acute self-awareness manifests itself in a number of different situations. For example:
-Getting a physical examination at the doctor’s
-Presenting a speech to a large audience
-Shopping in American Apparel
Light Chores that make you feel Deeply Productive
-Vacuuming
-Cutting fingernails
-Folding clothes
Sex
Young people are having way less of it than adults think.