February 2012
17 posts
“We are such stuff As dreams are made on; and our little life Is rounded with a sleep.”
PS.
Yes, I’m that weird guy who takes photos of others on public transport.
I find doing laundry late at night to be weirdly cathartic and incredibly relaxing.
Hey
When does independence become loneliness?
:'(
What’s up super depressing Sunday?! Some guy died in a nightclub brawl and the eyewitnesses on the news were a couple of slutty girls with peroxide hair all like, “Yah it was sooo fucking hectic but sooo totally sad”. I’m now almost certain that the Devil exists and is incarnated into such brainless trolls when they put on their cheap heels, down 14 Cruisers and head to...
Bed Weather
It’s raining again, and you should probably be building an ark or something, but here’s some good, non-sexual stuff you can do without leaving the bed:
-Watch The Killing. It’s the best show ever, and it’s set in Seattle which means that it’s always raining. This is good, because the weather on the show matches the weather in real life, and makes for a much more...
January 2012
12 posts
Australia Day
The most polarising holiday of the year.
I’m using the “I’m a brainless scumbag” excuse in regards to the fact I bought and read James Franco’s Palo Alto. The lady at the counter scolded “James Franco ruined literature, don’t say I didn’t warn you.”
Here’s what I thought about it:
Coming-of-age is at the centre of Franco’s interrelated string of short stories, which are marked by random acts...
At Ikea
Jill: How weird is it how everyone here is searching for happiness?
Me: Or they just need new dishes.
Gotta stop my sister from being Angela Chase.
Poignant Things Witnessed Lately:
-Closed waterbed factory
-Fat man devouring a burger alone in a foodcourt
-Tween girl kissing a poster of Justin Bieber on the train
-Divorced mum of high school peer on a date in a cheap restaurant looking frisky and getting day drunk
-Married mum of high school peer in same cheap restaurant with a man who wasn’t her husband, sitting in a discreet corner and constantly looking to make...
Missed It
“In two weeks it’ll be the longest day in the year… Do you always watch for the longest day of the year and then miss it? I always watch for the longest day in the year and then miss it.” -The Great Gatsby
December 2011
21 posts
Gonna pitch a movie to the Disney Channel about a teenage Belieber who gets 2 tickets to a Christmas Eve Justin Bieber concert. She finds out all her girl friends are busy with family stuff so she drags along her obliging guy friend, who only agrees to go because he has a secret crush on her. They spend all night talking and hanging out, and they chat about their divorced parents and whether girls...
Yesterday I paid a visit to The Marketplace, and whilst there I met with a revelation about bogans and Christmas!
The Marketplace is the shopping complex in my hometown, and if you’re lucky enough NOT to be acquainted with it, it’s more than likely you know the type of place I’m talking about: One of those medium-sized suburban complexes with a newsagent, a liquor store, a slew...
Sophie: If I was a celebrity I’d want to be asked to star in New Year’s Eve but I wouldn’t actually wanna do it.
Me: Makes sense. It’s kind of like the fact that I want to be asked to every party but I don’t actually want to go to any.
